...When You're Lip-Diddling

I Only Have Thirteen Years to Live! See How Much Longer You're Meant for this World, and Learn What BMI stands for - Deathclock.com
OJ Simpson Was Considered for the Role of the Terminator, but was Passed Over Because He Wasn't Threatening Enough - NotStarring.com
Katie's Cramming for Her Scientology Finals - The Sun
A Very High Dog - Compfused