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Gary Green

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 

When CNN Anchor Kyra Phillips Gossiped in the Ladies Room and Didn't Know Her Mic Was Still On

Remember that scene in the original Naked Gun movie where Leslie Nielsen goes to the men's room during the middle of the press conference, doesn't know his mic is still on, and proceeds to urinate, sing and pass gas as Nancy Marchand tries to make comments to the press about a visit from the Queen. Well, this is a lot like that, except that Leslie Nielsen is now played by CNN's Kyra Phillips, Nancy Marchand is now played by George W. Bush, and the queen is, well, I guess, me.

Favorite line?? - ""Brothers have to be, you know, protective. Except for mine. I've got to be protective of him...Yeah. He's married, three kids, but his wife is just a CONTROL FREAK!!!".

Laughed so hard I almost peed a little.


heard about it that morning on the way to work and laughed out loud. the f*up is funny but imagining the splainin she had to do at home is funnier. it's like newt's ma calling hillary a bitch but with icing. gawd i love tv.

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