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Gary Green

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 

...When I'm Watching Today's Episode of AMC on Tivo

Meet Charles Martin, the knuckle-dragging son-of-a-bitch who blew apart a kid for messing around with his lawn and was deservingly idiotic enough to call 911 and confess the crime along with his measly justification. If that's not sad enough, the local news website makes you wade through a tacky casino ad before letting you hear the sad audio. Dickweeds via Fark

I have a weak password... no a VERY weak password. It's the same password I've used for years on every site which requires one. If you know anything about me, you'd probably be able to figure it out. Wanna see how secure your password is? Click here -- and unless it's something like F6#--*LT15, prepare to be hacked sometime soon. Via Cynical C

Another gem from My Darling Mister Barry of Hollywood.

Did he transcribe all this stuff himself?? Stan the Caddy has every Seinfeld script posted on his site! Read them all and you too can get yourself a job on network television. I think this is the only pre-req they have these days. Stan the Caddy via Cynical C

WOW! Do I want one of these TV sets. Michael Granberry, are you reading this? My birthday is OCTOBER 21!! Predicta Vintage TV Sets

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