...When TV Land Doesn't Like You...
...they just make you disappear.
Print this one out and say thank you to Cynical-c. It's a database of phone numbers for companies and shortcuts to get through the automated representative maze and go right to a live actual human being. Once you get them, be sure to ask what the weather in India is like today - Get a Human.
God Bless Cynical-c today. Here's video of one of the world's heaviest snakes regurgitating a... wait for it... E-N-T-I-R-E H-I-P-P-O-P-O-T-A-M-U-S. - Disloyal.org.