"Hey ya'll! Who all 'members that thar video game console from the 1980's called Intellvision? My boyfried from Georgia does! Shoot, he done remembers it good! God dawg, he 'members playing games in between catching armadillas in the yard, fetchin' pickles outta da barrel and whoopin' it up at the local pig pickin'! Say, who all else out there 'members Intellivision from the 1980's? Huh? Intellvision? How 'bowt it, ya'll? Ya'll? Ya'll????" - Cool Kids Owned Atari

World's Ugliest Dog finalists! I have spoken to several of the owners, and they take this thing VERY seriously. Someone ought to shoot a documentary on this competition. Memo to Michael Granberry: break out your camera and your Snausages. You can vote for your favorite here or you can pay your respects to Sam, the recently-deceased three time champion. I had the pleasure of meeting Sam and his owner, Susie Lockheed, several weeks before Sam went on to ugly dog heaven, and boy did she love that pooch. As Michael observed, it was a true "Beauty and the Beast" story!