...When Dominic Monaghan Took a Shower and My Mom Said She Didn't Understand My Blog
I'm not sure exactly what it was mom was confused about. Maybe it's because often I jump from one hyperlink to another in a single sentence. She remembers the days of my short stories, poetry, and high-calibre work on the elementary school newspaper I founded, The Fifth Grade Register.
I'd get her on the phone and ask her to clarify the statement, but she'll come right back at me with "Why? You're going to put this on your blog, AREN'T YOU??" Moms are shrewd like that.
Thanks, mom, for going to Orange County and getting my birth certificate for me so I can go with the family on the cruise to Jamaica.
And don't play this clip below, cuz it's Dominic Monaghan from LOST taking a shower. Or go ahead and watch. After all, I'm not YOUR mother!
Its not nudity unless it's frontal
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