ATTENTION! TOMORROW, APRIL 25 IS BEN & JERRY'S FREE CONE DAY!
... also known as the BEST DAY EVER! - Ben and Jerry's Official Site
Family heirloom turns out to be 90 year old mummified baby. Mark Burnett signs it to holding deal. Pic here via Fark.com
Human head found in Key West! Mark Burnett signs it to holding deal. No Pic here
Dog bites off man's nose. Mark Burnett puts garnish around it and serves it to latest band of Survivors. If only there were a pic here